For years, the most sacred day on Biff's calendar was April Fools' Day. As a teenager, he would spend the entire month of March at the local novelty shop preparing for the big day. Then he began to notice that his friends and family were going to great lengths to avoid him during those 24 hours. So he promised everyone that he wouldn't play any more pranks on the first of April - a promise he's impeccably kept. What he didn't mention was that he'd given himself permission to celebrate eleven new holidays on the first of each month, from January Fools' Day to December Fools' Day. Last year he played pranks on five of those holidays - each prank on the first of a different month, and none of them, true to his word, on April first. Each of the five pranks was aimed at a different unsuspecting target (including Albert and Ellen) from Biff's rapidly diminishing circle of acquaintances. Can you match each poor soul's full name (one last name is Zweig) with his or her relationship to Biff, the prank Biff pulled, and the day the prank took place?